Phil Swift

Phil Swift
Phil Swift is god that takes the form of a man.

Phil Swift is best known for advertising Flex Tape.

He also advertises other products, Such as Flex Shot, Flex Glue, And Flex Glue Clear.

Quotes
"Now that's a lot of damage!"

"To show you the power of Flex Tape... I sawed this boat in half!"

"Nobody would be crazy enough to make a boat out of glass... BUT I WOULD!"

"To show you the incredible strength of Flex Shot, I'm gonna blast huge holes through the bottom of that boat with this giant cannon!"

"To show you the power of Flex Tape Clear, I cut a giant hole through another boat!"

"Phil Swift here for Flex Tape, The super strong, Waterproof tape!"

"It even works underwater!"